The Joker X Harley Fanfiction Archive
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A Beautiful Friendship by Uschi Rated: Mature starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 12]
Summary: Title: A Beautiful Friendship
Author: Uschi
E-mail: dangermaiden at hotmail dot com
Permission to archive: sway
Category: ECP, abuse
Genre: Drama/Romance
Rating: R / MA / fucked up
Summary: I wanted to look at it from a different perspective. Not everybody likes touch the same way.
Keywords: Joker Harley Quinn
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: DC pwns
Categories: Humor, ECP, Drama, Romance
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 531 Read Count: 3335
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2007 Updated: November 10, 2007
A Blast from the Past by harleylove001 Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 13]
Summary: What might be in that little shoebox in Harley's closet?
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author.  The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise.  No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 867 Read Count: 912
[Report This] Published: December 21, 2009 Updated: December 28, 2009
A Candy Cane by LuxLisbon369 Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary: A Gotham U professor learns a lesson about touching the Joker’s things, and the clowns have a rare moment at christmas.
Categories: Romance, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3074 Read Count: 919
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2008 Updated: December 29, 2008
A Joker monologue. by Foolsonparade Rated: Mature starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: One of our lovable loon's logical lectures.
(Short.)
Categories: Humor
Characters: Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 263 Read Count: 161
[Report This] Published: September 13, 2009 Updated: September 17, 2009
A Lotus From the Mud by lilladybug Rated: Mature starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 43]
Summary: Picks up seven years after my story, "Perilous Joy," though it isn't 100% necessary to read it first. Harley and the Joker have settled into their relationship and roles within Gotham's world of crime, but they have a new addition to their lives that forces them into actions that they hadn't anticipated.
Categories: ECP, Romance, Drama, Humor
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joan Leland, Joker, Poison Ivy
Series: Cardiopathy
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17974 Read Count: 3487
[Report This] Published: October 06, 2009 Updated: May 09, 2010
A Merry Christmas Puddin' by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Harley just wants one single, solitary, teeny tiny Christmas with her Puddin'… is that too much to ask?
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joan Leland, Joker, Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3036 Read Count: 594
[Report This] Published: December 29, 2008 Updated: December 30, 2008
Actions Main Attraction by ladypicasso Rated: Mature starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Harley and Joker have a spectacular heist go well, and then horribly wrong and awkward. Harley suddenly decides she wants to just up and move on.
Categories: Romance, Drama, Humor
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3889 Read Count: 292
[Report This] Published: March 31, 2010 Updated: May 22, 2010
And Babies Make Four by Bronze Clockwork Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 14]
Summary: Bud and Lou 'fic. Harley isn't the only one who's seen the Joker cry . . . she's just the only one who could ever tell someone else. A ficlet from the POV of the Babies.
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1298 Read Count: 737
[Report This] Published: December 01, 2008 Updated: December 04, 2008
Appetite by princessbee Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary: Time passes, things change. Whether you are aware of it - or want them to - or not.
Categories: ECP, Romance, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1337 Read Count: 2883
[Report This] Published: March 17, 2008 Updated: March 17, 2008
Arkham Interrupted by kcoleman Rated: General [Reviews - 2]
Summary: The Joker's stay at Arkham is interrupted by a doc named Harleen
Categories: Romance, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 508 Read Count: 331
[Report This] Published: August 18, 2009 Updated: August 19, 2009
Bachelorhood by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary: Harley storms out and Joker is left to his own devices. Rid of the old ball and chain, he indulges in the charms of bachelorhood. A "day in the life of".
Categories: Romance, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7176 Read Count: 931
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2009 Updated: April 12, 2009
Back for More by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Harley Quinn has to go now. She's got to say goodbye. Don't try to stop her now, and Mistah J, don't you cry.
Categories: Romance, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker, Poison Ivy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3300 Read Count: 1172
[Report This] Published: September 13, 2008 Updated: September 13, 2008
Bat Soup by Uschi Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 13]
Summary: Joker's doctor has a radical new treatment plan.
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joan Leland, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5974 Read Count: 3443
[Report This] Published: July 20, 2008 Updated: October 27, 2008
Bat TV by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary: Thanks to Arkham’s security cameras, Harley gets a front-row seat for the new Bat TV show! Set during the Batman: Arkham Asylum game, first published at the LJ batfic contest community.
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 522 Read Count: 220
[Report This] Published: November 02, 2009 Updated: November 02, 2009
Bathtime by RightBack Rated: Mature starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A general bathtub full of water bubbles and harley....
Categories: Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 134 Read Count: 154
[Report This] Published: April 10, 2010 Updated: April 10, 2010
Bathtime (or The Revenge of the Rubber Duck) by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Some people have their best ideas in the bath. Others... don’t.
Categories: Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 511 Read Count: 551
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2009 Updated: March 29, 2009
Best and Worst by Uschi Rated: Mature starstarstarstar [Reviews - 16]
Summary: Harley apologizes.

*contains illustration*
Categories: ECP, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 781 Read Count: 3208
[Report This] Published: June 05, 2007 Updated: June 05, 2007
Bestseller by JellyBean Rated: General starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary: A short ficlet about how Harley passes her time in Arkham. First try at Bats fanfic, so feedback would be much appreciated.
Categories: Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1268 Read Count: 1124
[Report This] Published: April 29, 2008 Updated: April 29, 2008
Black Ink by alocin Rated: General [Reviews - 0]
Summary: What can you tell from a few harmless inkblots?
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 504 Read Count: 84
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2010 Updated: May 31, 2010
Blueberry Pancakes by nevercallmesane Rated: General starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: What happens when the Joker cries?
Categories: Romance, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 661 Read Count: 386
[Report This] Published: June 25, 2009 Updated: June 29, 2009
Boomerang by alocin Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Harley “misplaces” a hostage and Joker is not best pleased.
Categories: Drama, Humor
Characters: Batman, Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1420 Read Count: 298
[Report This] Published: August 11, 2009 Updated: August 12, 2009
Booshwash by considermecrazy Rated: General starstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: This was a prompt for the batfic contest, the theme was "duality."
Categories: Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 512 Read Count: 778
[Report This] Published: June 24, 2008 Updated: June 24, 2008
Celebrity by princessbee Rated: General starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary: The Joker is a CELEBRITY. And don't forget it. This means YOU, Harley-Girl. Just a little look at Joker's neediness through his ego.
Categories: Romance, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1729 Read Count: 1332
[Report This] Published: July 26, 2008 Updated: July 27, 2008
Check Mate by EleganceUndone Rated: General starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary: Harley plays a game called manipulation.
Categories: Romance, Humor
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 767 Read Count: 872
[Report This] Published: August 20, 2008 Updated: August 21, 2008
Christening by Harriet Quinn Rated: General [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

"It was a difficult process, coming up with a name for my daughter, a name that this city will never forget, just like my own name. A name that goes will with the title of 'The Daughter of the Joker'."

Sequel to Bringing Up Baby 


Categories: Humor, Drama
Characters: Harley Quinn, Joker
Series: The Child of the Joker
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 326 Read Count: 466
[Report This] Published: October 01, 2008 Updated: October 01, 2008